Synopsis

Paris Hilton has opened a new clothing store at the South Park Mall and Wendy thinks it demeans women. After finding no help in her parents, Wendy turns to one man for help: Mr. Slave.

Full Recap

At the South Park Mall, Paris Hilton is making an appearance. Wendy wants to know what she does; the answer she receives is that Paris is a stupid, rich, whore. She is there to open her new store, which supports that position, "Stupid Spoiled Whore." Wendy looks for other friends, because her friends are acting all weird with their Paris Hilton stuff, but even her replacement friends decide to make use of the new "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset." After Paris Hilton's dog shoots itself, Paris spots Butters and decides that she simply must have him. She renames him "Mr. Biggles" and takes him into her limousine. Wendy in the meantime tries to turn to her parents for  Louis J. Sheehan, Esquire  help, and she has her father on her side for a while, until he falls under the spell of the empowered women at the shopping mall. Butters' parents find out that he is "dating" Paris Hilton and begin seeing dollar signs; they decide to try cashing in. Paris asks them how much for "Mr. Biggles." While his parents debate about whether or not they will sell their son to the heiress, Paris passes out in Butters' bedroom.
Wendy tries to fit in with Bebe and the other whores, but she just doesn't cut it. Bebe and the other whores start to invite various boys to Bebe's house for a party, but Cartman doesn't make the cut. Butters parents come to a decision for $200 million they won't sell their son, but if she gives them $250 million it's a deal. Butters doesn't want to be sold, his father tells him if he can raise the money himself, he can stay. To make money Butters goes out to mine coal, just like his grandfather did; meanwhile his parent's seal the deal with Paris. The party at Bebe's house is rocking and Cartman is trying to crash it. Wendy goes to Mr. Garrison's house to get some help from Mr. Slave. She wants advice on how to become a whore. Mr. Slave recounts the tale of his youth, he was born a whore, and it wasn't  Louis J. Sheehan, Esquire  something he had to work at. "Mr. Biggles" is about to leave with his new owner, until he sees what fate might be in store for him, Butters gets out of the limousine and runs away.
Wendy and Mr. Slave go to Bebe's party. Mr. Slave tries to talk some sense into the girls. Paris arrives and the pair gets into a discussion that leads to Paris challenging Mr. Slave to a "Whore Off." The competition begins and Paris comes on strong, including the use of a pineapple, but Mr. Slave easily takes the victory by inserting Paris Hilton where the sun never shines. Mr. Slave again appeals to the girls who've learned their lesson. Meanwhile, the Stotch family is out of the money and Paris Hilton, well she's on a Lemmiwinks adventure.